If you are a Listing Agent, the Reverend has some very bad news for you:

FLOOR TIME IS FOR DUMMIES!

Can you say crickets and tumbleweeds? You just keep waiting for those calls to roll, or the occasional customer to walk in.

Surely your family appreciates you blowing half of every perfectly good Saturday and Sunday these past how many years?

How many of your children’s formative years, or fun weekend activities, have you missed in favor of patiently waiting, with that desperately hopeful and subservient grin on your face, for that whale to come swimming in through the door?

Don’t worry, the good Deacon still loves you!

Can I get an amen? …Thank you!

If you’d like to talk more about how I make buyers happy (and maybe save your soul) call or text me at 773-968-1110 or shoot me an email at scott@scottmsiegel.com

You See. You Like? You Buy!